June 26, 2007

What Else I Call the Port-A-Potty That Has Been at the End of My Block for the Past Year

1. Perm-A-Potty

2. The Guest House

3. The Self-Powered Waterslide

4. The Pooclear Missile

5. The Summer Cabin

6. The Institute for Higher Shitting

7. The Dysenteria

8. The First in an Advancing Wave of Our New Mechanized Port-A-Potty Overlords (Dear God! The Port-A-Potties are building other Port-A-Potties! Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!)

9. Mitchell

10. The Ancestral Homestead

11. The Abductitorium

12. Smellfield, Minnesota

13. Disneyland North (C'mon in, kids! Only fifty bucks!)

14. Efficiency Apartment for Three College Students

15. The Organic Mudbath

16. An Architectural Crapperpiece

17. A Very Boring Roller Coaster Indeed

18. The Newest Wi-Fi Hotspot

19. The Artist's Studio

20. The Funniest Neighborhood Blight

21. The Candy Store

22. Our U-Store-It

23. Discount Fertilizer Warehouse

24. A Very Large and Lonely Maraca

25. Ol' Turd Shed

26. The Great American Hero

27. Porty/Potty/Party Central

28. Modern Art


KJ said...

Excellent Blog, Bleet. I was looking for some more internet-based ways to avoid doing any real work today.

Also, I once saw a port-o-potty that boasted 'We're Number 1 in the Number 2 business'.

Brendon Etter said...

Thank you, KJ. Mysterious unkown demon that you are.

I always thought a good name for a portable latrine business would be "The Sit-N-Shit".

KJ said...

I've always thought you could market them as some kind of endurance sport...how long can you hold your breath, or how long can you hold something else.