Instructions: Change one letter, make a new word, give it a definition.
1. Sobjective - that which makes you cry is open to personal interpretation
2. Immanity - to be inoculated against males
3. Turdulence - shaky shit
4. Daydread - a daytime, awake nightmare
5. Popufar - to be liked from a distance, and only from a distance
6. Hideo - an awful short film, especially those on the internet
7. Impostible - highly resistant to biodegrading through natural processes
8. Somnobent - to sleep curled up (in a fetal or similar) position
9. Steeze - to attempt to sneeze silently
10. Bress - a dress designed to highlight a woman's cleavage
11. Sland - to stand a slight angle
12. Pyrokleptonarconecrophilia - the tendency to fall asleep while setting fire to the dead body you stole from the morgue to have sex with.
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