June 10, 2007

Having Become A Real Estate Millionaire with No Money Down, I Will Now...

1. Become a pillownaire with no goose down.

2. Become debonair with no Debbie around.

3. Become a maiden fair without a vagina down there.

4. Become Fred Astaire without feet having flair.

5. Become wool underwear in a cottony town.

3 comments:

Brendon Etter said...

Just because I thought it would make an odd little quack of a poem...

Jessica said...

My question is not so much "how can you be so funny?" but much more "how can you be so funny AND so prolific?"

Brendon Etter said...

Ahhh, jeez, a comment like that's enough to make a grown man cry...

luckily, I'm immature, so I cry all the time....

usually to manipulate people...

Thank you, Jessica.