June 18, 2007

The Complete List Of Everything I Will Never Be Able To Finish

1. Complete transformation into Man of Steel; will now settle for either Ferret of Steel or Man of Steel Wool.

2. My earth-sized globe.

3. This unfinished dining room set, at least not in that horrible color.

4. Cooking and eating myself.

5. Really ever waking up.

6. My semi-autobiographical documentary film about a man who makes documentary films about other people that he is never able to finish.

7. Getting to "the" point.

8. This triple-layer chocolate orgasm cake; it's simply too sinful!

9. This list.


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