June 27, 2007

Men Are Dicks: Here's Why

1. Implicated in many local impregnatings.

2. Are constantly disempowering women by unplugging them.

3. Selfishly want to engage in discussions that do not revolve around exactly what you want to talk about.

4. Have fucking foul mouths.

5. Can't stop ejaculating everywhere they go.

6. Spend far too little time in the shoe store with you.

7. Deliberately interferes with your ritualistic slaying of his old girlfriends.

8. When asked what he thinks of your new blouse, he answers with incorrect honesty.

9. Always getting prostate cancer and dying.

10. Eat your cooking, but won't pay for it.

11. Don't even really try to co-menstruate.

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