If People Insist On Asking Me What I Studied In College, I Believe I Will Start Saying This

Gentle Reader,

For whatever reason, I've grown tired of people asking me what I studied in college. I have no idea why.

So, I've decided to be a little more circuitous in answering the question should it arise in the future, which I'm sure it will.

Here's what I may say instead.


1. Somethingology

2. Love and Life

3. Art Shit

4. Pulchritudinousness

5. Pretty Boy Studies

6. The Philosophy of Your Ass

7. Moping

8. Vaginas, mostly