December 18, 2007

How to Rock

Step 1. Lay down.

Step 2. Let time elapse.

Step 3. Continue to let time elapse.

Step 4. Allow the wind and rain and driving dust of a million days wash over you.

Step 5. Allow minerals to leach through your flesh.

Step 6. Allow the dust and dirt to peel away.

Step 7. Wake up to a brand new world.

Step 8. Presto!

(NB: Wear a jacket. It gets cold after a few hundred thousand years or so.)

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