1. Rhymes with 'anosexia'.
2. Bones are way hotter than flesh.
3. No one likes you, and anorexia means there's less of you for them to dislike.
4. In advanced stages, it's a built-in defense against physical assault charges.
5. Also, in advanced stages, it's a built-in defense against being sexually assaulted.
6. You have several letter openers on each hand.
7. Decreased demand for food means lower prices for everyone else.
8. It's like a "Build-Your-Own Disability" kit.
9. Should your house start on fire, it would be much easier to toss you out the window to safety.
10. None of that gross vomiting like those sicko bulimics.
11. Teaches you how to set a goal and go for it.
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And I love you!!!
this is idiotic...........anorexia is crazy!!! GIRLS DON'T DO IT!!! IT RUINS UR BODY 4 LIFE!!! PLUS IT LOOKS DISGUSTING!!!!
Yeah... this is satire. Amazing that you fail to understand it as such. Truly wondrous.
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