Step 1. Find a baby.
Step 2. Teach that baby to be the most popular baby around.
Step 3. Staple this popular baby to your face.
Step 4. Attend many parties.
Step 5. Frequently point out that you have a popular baby stapled to your face.
Step 6. Make friends with all the right people.
Step 7. Influence people.
(NB: You can add to your popularity by duct taping two other popular babies to your hands. Always smile, because you've got the cutest little stapled-babyface.)
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