May 16, 2007

Where I'll Be by the Time You Read This

1. Near death

2. Just around the corner from death

3. Visiting death in a minimum security prison

4. Sneaking out the side door with death's cute sister

5. Beating death, eight to the bar

6. East Glendale, Illinois

7. Riding death's coattails to yet another convincing electoral victory

8. Calling death's bluff - I can see he's out of aces

9. Detailing death's Camaro

10. Tearing death a new one

11. Thirteen nautical miles from the rocky coast of Death Island, visibility fading fast

12. Dying up here

13. Packing death's well-balanced lunch

14. Somewhere between "dead" and "deep shit" in the dictionary

15. Arby's

1 comment:

Circe said...

You forgot Cleveland.