May 11, 2007

Proof That I'm Not Kidding This Time

1. Despite understated smirk, my unblinking stare betrays true meaning of what I'm saying.

2. Recent completion of courses in seriousness studies.

3. Las Vegas oddsmakers give 2-to-1 on serious intent.

4. Giggled, but had fingers crossed.

5. Ready, willing and able to count to three slowly, increasing volume as I go.

6. Scientific analysis of recent full-body x-rays have found not one kidding bone in my body.

7. Stand-up comedy routine at Captain Yuk-Yuk's was a dismal failure.

8. Have a signed and notarized Certificate of Unkiddingness.

9. Almost ninety percent willingness to turn this car around right now.

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