May 10, 2007

Take-Home Messages from My Children's Story about the Casket Industry

1. In America, we have the right to be comfortable when dead.

2. It's a cool underground fort.

3. Parents who love their children very much buy them really expensive caskets.

4. They are not called "coffins".

5. Jesus loves you more when you are wrapped up like a Christmas present for him.

6. Be sure to request casket models which come with free lifetime subscriptions to all the best video game services.

7. Cremation is for the devil and sissies.

1 comment:

ShOI said...

8. Caskets keep zombies in the ground where they can't rip your head open and eat your brains.