May 15, 2007

Top Secret Parts of the Chicken

1. Digital uplink port

2. Retractable knife-pen-tranquilizer dart gun combo-claw

3. Spicy buffalo wings

4. Tertiary "ass-brain"

5. Collapsible leg-a-scope / tie rack

6. Hidden funk gizzard (first discovered in the 1970s)

7. Lower beak sonar gland

8. Eggapult (female only)

9. Fo'c's'le

10. Trundle bed

11. Wallet containing only $1000 in traveller's checks and a cyanide capsule

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