May 15, 2007

What You Shouldn't Put in Your Secret Family Recipe

1. Woodchuck

2. Paste

3. Rebar

4. Too much love (It is a family recipe, after all.)

5. Rosemary

6. A pedestrian right-of-way

7. Secret family members

8. Vanilla extract

9. Rosemary's baby

10. Clearly marked exits

11. A sense of joy and nostalgia

12. Wood chunks

13. Vanilla Ice extract

14. More than fifteen minutes of your valuable time, tops

15. Unspent plutonium fuel rods

16. Hastily conceived philosophical metaphors

17. Your butt

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