May 6, 2007

Diseases That Might Be Fun To Have

1. Scrumdilliosis
2. Savage Hot Loins (not to be confused with Beaver Fever)
3. Comfy Sleeping Sickness
4. Ferriswheelorrhea
5. Cholerabook
6. Standing Ovation (The Clap x 1000)
7. French Kissing Disease
8. Dippin'doththeria
9. Mellow Yellow Fever (Quite Right disease)
10. Parotitties
11. Togapartyvirus
12. Sillyphilis
13. Whoopee Cough
14. St. Vitas Danceteria
15. Stereonucleosis
16. Pizzalalia
17. Conspicuous Consumption
18. Coolitis
19. Kung Fu Grippe
20. Hotulism
21. Vegetarianism
22. Syndromitis Diseasiosis
23. Beriberiboberibananafanafoferimemimomeriberi
24. Ninjataxia
25. Funkypox

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