5 (actor should be about five feet tall)
6 (actor should be well over six feet tall)
7 (actor should be about five feet tall)
Setting: Bare stage
(Enter 5 and 6)
5: Big night tonight, huh, 6?
6: Should be pretty crazy, 5!
5: Oh yeah!
6: There you are!
7: Hey, guys, ready to roll?
5: We gotta wait for 10.
7: Shit, that blowhard?!
6: Come on, play nice tonight.
7: Ahh, it's just that's he's always shooting his mouth off.
5: Yeah, like we can't all do that, like we're nothing?!
7: He's mostly useless anyway, usually can only do the job half-way.
6: Listen 7, I know he's hard to take all at once, but remember he's just compensating.
5: He's a dick!
6: True, but he's compensating... he has strength in a number, but we have strength in numbers. Don't forget that.
7: Yeah, I suppose, and we probably won't even see him anyway.
6: The odds of bumping into him are very slim.
5: Where is he?
10: (voice only) You shrimpdicks ready?
7: (under his breath) Shit.
6: Where are you, 10?
10: Over here, little twig!
5: (pointing) Sounded like over there.
(7, 6 and 5 walk that way)
10: Not there, shorties, this way!
(7, 6 and 5 walk opposite direction)
6: (bending down to the floor) Ahh! There you are.
10: Let's go, you snub noses, I've got cunt to hunt!
(they all start off)
5: (quietly to 7 and 6) This should be another blast.
7: (quietly to 6 and 5) Idiot didn't even bring his coat.
6: (quietly to 7 and 5) Hey, be happy we don't have to deal with him, you know, intrapersonally.
(they are off, lights out)
A clue if you don't get this one: think of visual statistics, think of the characters in terms of standard distribution curves...
Mean about 6, standard deviation a little over 1...
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