New Slang Terms for the Female Anatomy

I don't know about you, but I'm sick and tired of denigrating women in the same old ways. I am vowing to aid all misogynists struggling with stilted or trite derogatory euphemisms. Read on, oh dull japists!


1. Knees = "knobs", "knockers"

2. Ears = "women's ears"

3. Hair = "stupid girl hair"

4. Esophagus = "sissy esophagus"

5. Vagina = "the antipenis", "vagyna"

6. Toes = "effeminate things on the end of girly feet"

7. Femur = "femalur"

8. Boobies = "booobees"

9. Bellybutton = "tiny vagina of the north"