Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
It's me!
"It's me" who?
Open the fucking door now, assfuck! You know who the fuck this is! Face up to it, because I am going to beat you 'til you bleed from your mutherfuckin' ears! You open the door now, or just fuckin' sit there and wait for the beating to get worse with every fuckin' second that this fuckin' door stays locked. That me!
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Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Damnit!
"Damnit" who?
Damnit straight to hell, you miserable shit.
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Knock. Knock.
Hello?
"Hello"? What the fuck is that? "Hello"?! Do you even know how this game works? You say "Who's there?" Like that. Got it, genius?!
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Knock. Knock.
Who is it?
Close enough, for you anyway.
"Close enough, for you anyway" who?
No... wha... the fuck you saying!? That was an aside, because you almost got your line right. That's all. It wasn't the line that you were supposed to respond to. I would be hard-fucking-pressed to come up with a pun that fit "close enough for you anyway", don't ya think?
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Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Hillary Clinton.
"Hillary Clinton" who?
Hillary Clinton.
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Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
I'm going to shoot you.
"I'm going to shoot you" who?
I'm going to shoot you through this door right now.
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