I always say, out with the old and in with the new, and out with the old and in with the new, and out and then in again, and out, followed by a quick in, then a rapid out, then maybe wait a little while, and right back in, then a slow out followed by a slow in, and repeat and out and ...
Oh, hi there. You caught me thinking... So, new metaphors for "making love," itself a crafty metaphor, but, alas, one that has long since passed hackneyed and gone right on into full amputropism.
So, let's not spare the rod while beating around this bush, on with the new metaphors:
1. Fabricating Rapture
2. Amassing Mash
3. Affection Erection
4. Constructing Ardor
5. Synergizing Synchronization
6. Composing Doting
7. Adulation Formation
8. Tooling Zeal
9. Yielding Yieldings
10. Producing Procreatively
11. Mongering Fucks
12. Jilting Jiltedness
13. Seeding Breeding
14. Assembling Trembling
15. Originating Organisms Orgasmically
16. Rendering Rearendering
17. Giving Groping
18. Authoring Another
19. Hewing Screwing
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