1. A woodchuck.
2. Dreams.
3. My car keys.
4. My brain.
5. Half a woodchuck.
6. Bubbles.
7. Scalding hot gazpacho. (It's supposed to be served cold.)
8. Someone else's car keys.
9. Sweet nothings.
10. Someone else's dreams.
11. A sense of place.
12. Assassinations.
13. The other half of the woodchuck.
14. Viable business plans.
15. The bridge to the future.
16. Molybdenum.
17. Unendurable fear and/or love.
18. A metabutt.
19. The tollbooth to tomorrow.
20. A woodchuck smoothie.
21. More than one cactus.
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22. Someone else's feces
23. A woodchuck that could chuck intestines
24. Paris Hilton's reputation
So... you want to keep all that stuff inside your butt? Suit yourself.
I am anal retentive, by nature. Anal expulsive, by surgery.
It's a Zen thing... are they in my butt / are they not / do I want them removed / can they be removed...
So many possibilities... all in my butt!
25. Your mom.
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