Brendon Writes 4 Variations of Monty Python's Dead Parrot Sketch: #4

You all know the sketch. If you don't, watch.





I now strive to re-imagine that particular bit of comic history in my own way. Four separate posts.



VARIATION 4

CUSTOMER: Bird.

SHOPKEEPER: Bird.

C: Parrot.

S: Yes.

C: Dead.

S: Sad.

C: Parrot.

S: Dead.

C: Dead.

S: Refund?

C: Refund.

S: Refund.

C: Casket?

S: For you?

C: No. The parrot.

S: Sorry.

C: Stapler.

S: Hamster?

C: Dead parrot.

S: Both.

C: Yes.

S: Staples?

C: Please.

S: Do you think any of this would be funny in an American accent?

C: Not at all.

S: Remarkable.

C: I know.

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