November 22, 2010

What TSA Stands For Now

Given the paranoia around security issues, and the wholesale cowardice that legislators use by exploiting fear of terrorist attacks for cheap political gain, the United States' Transportation Security Administration or TSA is in need of renaming to more accurately reflect what they actually do.


1 - Travel Suspiciously Arrested

2 - Touching Swimsuit Areas

3 - Tits, Sacs, Asses

4 - Totalitarian Safety Abrogation

5 - Tough Shit America

6 - Travelers' Smoldering Anger

7 - Theater, Securely Absurd

8 - Terrorist Sanctioned Aggression

9 - Thanks, Senator Assmunch

10 - Tenuously Skipping Anuses

11 - Total Sexual Assault

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