Road rage is a curable disease.
Our best transportation emotologists have been working on this issue for decades, and although their funding always hangs like bloody threads from the windshield, they persist for the benefit of fellow travelers all.
Presently, new research promises diversionary tactics may help lessen even the most virulent outbreaks. Road rage, apparently, can be detoured before it even starts. The potholes of perturbation can be smoothed over with the asphalt of amelioration.
Here are some of the most likely cures to this epidemic.
1 - Highway Hilarity
2 - Freeway Folksiness
3 - Exit Ramp Empathy
4 - Interstate Intercourse (Social)
5 - Thoroughfare Thoughtfulness
6 - Journeying Je Ne Sais Quoi
7 - Path(os)
8 - Avenue Avuncularity
9 - Way Whimsy
10 - Boulevard Bon Vivance
11 - Passage Passion
12 - Merge Mirth
13 - Tollway Tolerance
14 - Pike Placidity
15 - Lane Lassitude
16 - Go de Vivre
17 - Street Stoicism
18 - Overpass Openness
19 - Cobblestone Concern
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