November 16, 2010

Proposals to End Road Rage

Road rage is a curable disease.  

Our best transportation emotologists have been working on this issue for decades, and although their funding always hangs like bloody threads from the windshield, they persist for the benefit of fellow travelers all. 

Presently, new research promises diversionary tactics may help lessen even the most virulent outbreaks.  Road rage, apparently, can be detoured before it even starts.  The potholes of perturbation can be smoothed over with the asphalt of amelioration.

Here are some of the most likely cures to this epidemic.


1 - Highway Hilarity

2 - Freeway Folksiness

3 - Exit Ramp Empathy

4 - Interstate Intercourse (Social)

5 - Thoroughfare Thoughtfulness

6 - Journeying Je Ne Sais Quoi

7 - Path(os)

8 - Avenue Avuncularity

9 - Way Whimsy

10 - Boulevard Bon Vivance

11 - Passage Passion

12 - Merge Mirth

13 - Tollway Tolerance

14 - Pike Placidity

15 - Lane Lassitude

16 - Go de Vivre

17 - Street Stoicism

18 - Overpass Openness

19 - Cobblestone Concern

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