January 13, 2012

What Brendon Will Write About In His Guest Column For The Northfield News

1 - My wholehearted embrace of the neoconservative awareness of education's dangers.

2 - Drugs, but just the ones that make you a better and trendier person.

3 - What love's got to do with it - the definitive answer.

4 - Words I mumble behind the backs of nervous people.

5 - How many words I have left before I reach the column's 500-word limit, updated word by word.

6 - Everyone who has ever hurt me and their current, most important computer passwords.

7 - Unconventional and treacherous uses for the semicolon.

8 - Dogs that I think are assholes.

9 - The launch of my new magazine, Modern Vowel!