1. Now walking exclusively on my hands.
2. Ridding all carbon from my life in a massive bonfire.
3. Teleporting all my trash to parallel-universe-Earth.
4. Sealing all trees around me in polyurethane to prevent the soil from being over-carboned.
5. Now grilling with magnesium briquettes only.
6. Pushing car wherever I go.
7. Eliminating carbon from my diet.
8. Reducing risk of producing dangerously carbon-based offspring by having sex with vinyl women only.
9. No longer defecating.
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10. Standing in front of wind turbines all day and blowing really hard.
11. Freezing Han Solo in ordinary ice instead of environmentally-unfriendly carbonite.
Excellent additions!
I especially like #10, because I've done that before. I really have. I can only begin to guess how much energy I saved in each breath.
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