June 10, 2007

Having Become A Real Estate Millionaire with No Money Down, I Will Now...

1. Become a pillownaire with no goose down.

2. Become debonair with no Debbie around.

3. Become a maiden fair without a vagina down there.

4. Become Fred Astaire without feet having flair.

5. Become wool underwear in a cottony town.

3 comments:

Bleeet said...

Just because I thought it would make an odd little quack of a poem...

Jessica said...

My question is not so much "how can you be so funny?" but much more "how can you be so funny AND so prolific?"

Bleeet said...

Ahhh, jeez, a comment like that's enough to make a grown man cry...

luckily, I'm immature, so I cry all the time....

usually to manipulate people...

Thank you, Jessica.