1. Pardon me, ma'am, may I borrow your vagina for a couple hours?
2. How many more of my bullets are you going to take from me before your organs fail?
3. Are you absolutely positive you don't want to buy life insurance from me right away?
4. Wouldn't it be neat to measure exactly how long your small intestine is?
5. Are you sure you're under eighteen?
6. Have you seen my arson I left in your former kitchen last night?
7. I don't know, is it red or white wine with toddler meat?
8. Why are we fighting a war in Iraq?