June 13, 2007

Certain Lines That Must Be in Various Films, Listed by Genre

Let's look at the line or lines of dialogue that simply must be in various genres of film. If I had my druthers, these lines would be federally mandated. By the way, have you seen my druthers? I think I left them at your house last weekend. What's that? No... no... I don't know exactly what they look like, but I'll know them when I see them. They are my druthers, after all. Anyway, on with the schtick.


Horror:
"Wait here. I'll go check it out."
"Nooooooooooo!"

Buddy (Cop):
"I'm gettin' too old for this shit."
"Noooooooooo!"

Romantic Comedy:
"I thought you were different! I thought we had something!"
"Nooooooooooo!"

Sports:
"I didn't raise no quitter!"
"Noooooooooooo!"

War:
"Get down! Get down!"
"Nooooooooooooooo!"

Disco:
"Get down, get down."
"Noooooooooooooo!"

French War:
"Course partie!"
"Noooooooooonnn!"

German War:
"Schnell! Schnell!"
"Neiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnn!"

Porn:
"Oh, my back is sooo stiff."
"Yeeeeeeeesssssss!"

Sci-Fi Porn:
"I'm sorry, but we're 1.5 miilion light years from the nearest galaxy, I'm sure I wouldn't have ordered a pizza. There must be some mistake."
"Yeeeeeesssssss!"

Norwegian Porn:
"Door-to-door lutefisk? It's about time! Come in."
"Ummmmmmm Yaaaaaaaaaaa Yaaaaaaaaa"

2 comments:

David said...

You realize, of course, that practically all of the lines should be in the porn category as well. My favorites being "I'm getting too old for this shit" and "I didn't raise no quitter!"

From my own leaky brain:
Sci-Fi:
"Jump to hyperspeed!"
"Nooooooooo!"

Bleeet said...

Thanks, David. You make a good point, and you helped inspire the Sci-Fi Porn entry.

Had to throw in the St. Olaf reference for all...