1. United States Postal Service - "It Is Highly Unlikely That You Will Be Shot."
2. Mayo Clinic - "Very Famous People Have Died Here."
3. Apple, Inc. - "iBetter iComputers iFor iBetter iPeople."
4. Max Factor Cosmetics - "Now Tested On Ugly Animals Only."
5. Little Debbie Zebra Cakes - "Great Zebra Flavor In Every Cake."
6. Prozac - "Of Course You're A Loser. Have Another."
7. AOL - "Hey, Remember Us?"
8. Wal-Mart - "Fuck You. Buy Our Shit."
9. Budweiser - "Of Course You're A Loser. Have Two More."
10. Ford - "Think Of Us As A Different Way Of Spelling 'Honda'. Please?"
11. Google - "We Know What You're Doing."
12. Disney - "You'll Love Us. It's The Law."
13. Microsoft - "This Slogan Has Committed A Fatal Operations Error. Please Restart The Advertisement To Continue."
14. France - "Sorry For Making You Feel Welcome."
15. Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) - "A Trade Group Named Sue."
16. Walgreens - "Dude... Drugs! Check It Out!"
17. ExxonMobil - "Pull Our Finger - We've Got Gas."
18. God - "Now 10% More Omniscience Free With Purchase."
19. McDonald's - "Fighting The Worldwide Plague Of Cows Since 1955."
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Target: "we're like Wal Mart, but for people with meaningful lives"
America: "Trust us, it's better over here then over there"
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