June 6, 2007

Advertising Slogans I'd Love to See

1. United States Postal Service - "It Is Highly Unlikely That You Will Be Shot."

2. Mayo Clinic - "Very Famous People Have Died Here."

3. Apple, Inc. - "iBetter iComputers iFor iBetter iPeople."

4. Max Factor Cosmetics - "Now Tested On Ugly Animals Only."

5. Little Debbie Zebra Cakes - "Great Zebra Flavor In Every Cake."

6. Prozac - "Of Course You're A Loser. Have Another."

7. AOL - "Hey, Remember Us?"

8. Wal-Mart - "Fuck You. Buy Our Shit."

9. Budweiser - "Of Course You're A Loser. Have Two More."

10. Ford - "Think Of Us As A Different Way Of Spelling 'Honda'. Please?"

11. Google - "We Know What You're Doing."

12. Disney - "You'll Love Us. It's The Law."

13. Microsoft - "This Slogan Has Committed A Fatal Operations Error. Please Restart The Advertisement To Continue."

14. France - "Sorry For Making You Feel Welcome."

15. Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) - "A Trade Group Named Sue."

16. Walgreens - "Dude... Drugs! Check It Out!"

17. ExxonMobil - "Pull Our Finger - We've Got Gas."

18. God - "Now 10% More Omniscience Free With Purchase."

19. McDonald's - "Fighting The Worldwide Plague Of Cows Since 1955."

1 comment:

jacob said...

Target: "we're like Wal Mart, but for people with meaningful lives"

America: "Trust us, it's better over here then over there"