1. Edible diapers
2. Chia pests (Ch-ch-ch-chiggers)
3. Mountain Mildew
4. Pepperation H (the "H" stands for "habanero" and "holy shit" that "hurts")
5. Suck puppets
6. Haterade
7. DedEx (when mortality absolutely has to be there overnight)
8. Invisible pants
9. Solar flashlight
10. Kitten Nuggets
11. The all-in-one scanner / copier / printer / fax / urinal / microwave oven
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