I don't know about you, but I'm sick and tired of denigrating women in the same old ways. I am vowing to aid all misogynists struggling with stilted or trite derogatory euphemisms. Read on, oh dull japists!
1. Knees = "knobs", "knockers"
2. Ears = "women's ears"
3. Hair = "stupid girl hair"
4. Esophagus = "sissy esophagus"
5. Vagina = "the antipenis", "vagyna"
6. Toes = "effeminate things on the end of girly feet"
7. Femur = "femalur"
8. Boobies = "booobees"
9. Bellybutton = "tiny vagina of the north"
