A Little More Than "Two Kinds Of People"

There are two kinds of people in this world, decisive and ... wait, no ...

There are two kinds of people in this world, that one guy named Stuart and everyone else.

There are two kinds of people in this world, dead and those closer to dead than they were at the start of this sentence.

There are three kinds of proper English conjunctions in this world, but and and and or.

There are kinds of two people in this world, pairs.

There are three kinds of people in this world, one, two, and three, but one doesn't know about three who is also sleeping with two; so don't tell him this joke because there are only two kinds of people in his world, and it's probably better for all concerned.

There are two kinds of people in this world, you and the you you don't want to believe you have become.

There are two kinds of people in this world, gullible people and people who stupidly believe there are only two kinds of people in this world.

There are two kinds of people in this world, people who can tell a joke and jokes.

There are two kinds of people in this world, people looking for aliens, aliens, and people not looking for aliens.

There are two kinds of people in this world, one or the other.

There are two kinds of two kinds of people in this world, compared and contrasted.

There are two kinds of people in this world, the kid who embarrassed you in front of the whole school in the lunchroom on that lonely January day so long ago, and the people who you haven't since stabbed to death.

There are two kinds of people in this world, absolutists and people who aren't trying to control you.

There are two kinds of people in this world, for now.  For ....... now.

There are two kinds of people in this world, the person reading these words right now and you.

There are two kinds of people in this world, but you wouldn't know that from looking at the millions of kinds of people there are in this world.

There is one kind of people in this world, people and trees.