Further Variations on "There Are Only Two Types of People in This World"

There are only two types of people in this world: you and people who won't have sex with you.

There are only two types of people in this world: people who are cruelly dismissive and those other assholes.

There are only two types of people in this world: people who burn banana stands and people who know there's always money in a banana stand.

There are only two types of people in this world: people who know the second group is lying and people who know the first group is telling the truth.

There are only two types of people in this world: people who can correctly caulk a wagon to float it across a raging river and people who die of dysentery

There are only two types of people in this world: people which math good and the trillions of people who write well and properly.

There are only two types of people in this world: people who lust for power and that guy who ate an extension cord.

There are only two types of people in this world: people who are still reading this and people who are done reading this.