October 27, 2010

Euphemisms I Invented For The Word "Penis" Which Are Much Worse Than The Word Itself

1 - Broad Sword

2 - The Very Bad Juggler

3 - The Conjunction

4 - Download Cable

5 - Leaky Faucet

6 - The Prime Directive

7 - Lemonade Stir Stick

8 - Li'l Bunter

9 - Disease Vector 1A

10 - Strange Tree

11 - The Overused Metaphor

12 - Trumpy

13 - Wastepipe Not Meeting Current Environmental Regulations

14 - DNA Spit Valve

15 - Progeny Projector

16 - The Misunderstood Genius

17 - Creator

18 - Zippersaurus Rex

19 - The Actual Middle Finger

20 - Sir Dangly

21 - Tonsil Bridge

22 - Blind Spelunker

23 - Vomit Eel

24 - Lite Saber

25 - Non-Load-Bearing Beam

26 - The Lowest Highest Point

27 - Manifestering Destiny

28 - Firestarter

29 - Soldier With A Head Wound

30 - Pat Sajack

31 - A Less Than Impressive Volcano

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