Answers You Did Not Want To Hear To Questions You Always Wanted To Ask

1. Reddish, but with black smears in it.

2. Under the coffee table.

3. Stay near the middle but look to the left the whole time.

4. Seven or eight, I forget.

5. Sorta.

6. Because he likes things.

7. It was a woman's fault.

8. Probably magic.

9. Jesus or his little sister.