Sex With Seven Men will take place Friday and Saturday at 8 p.m. at the NAG Theater at 411 W. Third Street in Northfield, MN.
Tickets are only $10 with all money going to the Northfield Arts Guild. It's a fundraiser, people!
Sex With Seven Men wasn't always Sex With Seven Men. I agonized over the title for many seconds. Here are some of the alternate titles that raced through my mind in those turbulent, indecisive moments.
1. Sex With Seven Concepts
2. Sex Near Seven Men
3. Sex Within Seven Seconds
4. Seven Yoda Sex With
5. Men With Seven Sexes
6. Seven Short Plays Concerning Matters Both Masculine And Sexual
7. Sex Wit' Seven Men
8. Seven With Men Sex
9. Sex For Seven Dollars
10. Sex Within Seven Men
11. Sex With Seven Men!!!
12. Sex With 6.9 Men
13. Sex With Seven Appendages
14. Sex With Seven Me
15. Sex With Sevenman
16. The Seven Men Sects
17. Sex With Seven Mens
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18. Sex With Severed Semen
19. Liebe mit Sieben Mann
20. Shitwit Heaven Zen
21. Erotica Hosted by Bleeet
22. %&*$ with %&*$ $%#
23. Jizzmopper's Delight
You are a dirty little monkey, Sir Henry of Double Bird.
24. Sex With Men Named Sven
25. Benefits With Seven Friends With Benefits
26. Sex Without Seven Men
27. Sex, Even With Men
28. Exsay Ithway Evensay Enmay
29. Six Wet Shaven Men
30. Snakes on a Plane 2
Ideas for Next Year
Sex with Seven Presidents
Sex with Seven Priests (or pastors depending on your theologic bent)
Sex with Seven Seniors (as in Citizens, not high schoolers)
A local attorney who entertains a more conservative bent truly cracked me up after the show on Saturday with the suggestion that next year's plays be called "Sex With Seven Wives". It may seem more traditional, and that's what I thought at first, but now I'm thinking it would be even racier and more dangerous than the first two installments.
Thanks ShOI for the alternate titles and anonymous for the good ideas for further theatrical dalliances.
As they say at the craps table:
Seven Come Eleven!
---FrontRowSeats
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