January 25, 1981:
Things are going well. At least, that's what they tell me.
March 18, 1981:
I had a scary dream. I dreamed that I missed nap time. Scared me so much I woke up from my nap.
June 8, 1981:
Was I really in a movie with a monkey?
September 12, 1981:
Purple is a nice color.
December 24, 1981:
Merry Christmas to me! I wonder what I'm going to get from Mommy. I hope she doesn't use the strong tape.
April 2, 1982:
Boring day today. I wish I had something to do. Everyone tells me that I'm just fine. I'm supposed to sit and smile, I guess.
July 11, 1982:
Went to a horsey show! There were a lot of them everywhere.
September 2, 1982:
May 22, 1984:
Oops! Sorry diary. I lost you under my desk. I hope we can get back to regular writing sessions together.
October 13, 1984:
August 1, 1985:
Purple tastes funny.
January 29, 1986:
Sold some "kitchen appliances" to some nice Persian gentlemen. Got a really good price for them, so I'm told. I wish there were someone to give all this money to.
November 9, 1986:
Really? A monkey? More than one film?
December 13, 1986:
I don't recall.
January 31, 1987:
I like feeding ducks.
March 2, 1987:
I don't remember.
July 9, 1987:
Ask Mommy: Do I even like monkeys?
October 14, 1987:
November 12, 1987:
I am purple.
February 4, 1988:
America is a great country. That's what they tell me.
April 21, 1988:
Purple Monkey Day, 1988:
Everywhere. Get them off of me!
January Something, Something:
I. Monkey. Time to go. Mommy tells me the Jell-o is sharp. Beware. Hello, purple.
Don't do dogs. Pill lady best friend!
Thhhhbbbbb.... I make poopies. So does those monkeys. Ahhhhh!!!! Monkeys!!!!!
shoi, do you have the full text for that? I've been searching for years.
Ham on rye, chimney.
- your friend, Donald Fagan
I couldn't find it through Google, but I did find it through Ask.com:
Double plus good for Ask.com.
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