Trust me, I actually have some method here. The really good thing is that I can spell these words however I want. No, I do not now speak, nor have I ever spoken, German.
1. Doomengloomen
2. Kwueuestinsimplun
3. Maluede
4. Komplanistanin
5. Frokkit
6. Vokglichtentunkerren
7. Robottlek
8. Sexporken
9. Gubb
10. Witpist
11. Neinhuenjokkersadductein
12. Ot
13. Solvurkengudwenuugibbuenunamurtenlinen