HOW YOU MAY CLAP DURING OUR FRINGE SHOW

1 - So your hands make a farty sound
2 - Metaphysically
3 - With gusto, which you can purchase in 4-packs at the door
4 - Intermittently, with no sense of connection to any signifiers
5 - In 9/23 time
6 - Clappingly
7 - In fear while warding off demons
8 - As your forefathers did: constitutionally
9 - In a way which signals your readiness to mate
10 - Funky funky
11 - With every hand you can find
12 - Fifteen minutes too late
13 - Silently
14 - With highest regard for the proud institution of dirty, curse-laden, very short comedic skits
15 - With utmost panache and stunning derring-do
16 - With your knees or butt
17 - Hardly

FRINGE WEBSITE FOR OUR SHOW: http://www.fringefestival.org/2012/show/?id=2321

FACEBOOK EVENT PAGE: https://www.facebook.com/events/235504406570935/