The Top 9 Serial Killer Worries

1) Can men still wear white dress shoes?

2) What if I'm late?

3) What if someone realizes that I'm only pretending to understand most avant garde films?

4) When does this coupon expire?  It doesn't say.

5) Do I need more closet space?

6) That bird looks upset.

7) Has my behavior taken on any addictive qualities?

8) What's in it for me?

9) Mildew.