1 - Patiently waiting right in front of that one big window at exactly the agreed upon time for his new buddies to meet him for a couple beers.
2 - Trying one last time to fix that crappy beard trimmer.
3 - Waxing his Mustang.
4 - Playing horseshoes with hand grenades.
5 - Feeding the poor.
6 - Meeting with public relations experts to learn how to rebrand himself for today's kids.
7 - Some light couponing.
8 - Slaughtering the recently fed poor.
9 - Ab crunches.
10 - Learning some Joni Mitchell tracks for his new cover album.
11 - Figuring out where Obama was really born.
12 - Wondering what that sound was.
2 comments:
Can't get better than #11. Well done.
well this would be really done a great job to kill osama therefore now terrorism should be down in the world.
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