The Titles of the Poems I Have Written about My Missing Winter Coat and When I Wrote Each

"No! No! No! No! No!" - October, 1984

"Then I Was Naked" - October, 1984

"Cruel Winds of November, '84" - December, 1984

"Reagan Did THIS to ME and Now He Can't Recall!" - March, 1985

"In Memoriam: One Year Ago Today" - October, 1985

"Worse Than Bananarama" - November, 1985

"Oh! Bitter Fruit! (The New Winter Coat)" - January, 1986

"Retracing My Steps, Redux" - February, 1986

"Suing Everybody for Stealing" - March, 1986

"The Heat of Summer vs. The Warmth of My Missing Winter Coat" - July, 1986

"Hot Leads in the Case" - September, 1986

"Observed In Silence: Second Anniversary" - October, 1986

"My Lawsuits Are NEVER 'Frivolous,' Your Honor and Other Truths Well-Spoken" - January, 1987

"One Single Tear / Where I Last Saw It" - April, 1987

"The Infallible Zipper: A Celebration" - April, 1987

"Your Hanger Swings Empty" - July, 1987

"I, Remaining: The Third Year" - October, 1987

"My Body Belittles My Pain: Growing Too Big for My Missing Winter Coat" - January, 1988

"Forgiving Myself" - March, 1988

"It Wasn't Supposed to Be This Way! (Starting College without You)" - September, 1988

"Drinking Drowns the Pain" - September, 1988

"New Friends: Blaming Others" - November, 1988

"The Pain Breaks the Bottle" - December, 1988

"Never Forgetting: Belated Fourth Anniversary" - January, 1989

"Salted Wounds: Bananarama Wins Frivolous Libel Suit" - January, 1989

"Blaming Others More Loudly" - February, 1989

"Hail Thee! Ex-Coat Most Snuggly: A Song Cycle" - March-July, 1989

"Pills of Empty Promise" - June, 1989

"Without: Five Years On" - October, 1989

"They Shoot Coat Thieves, Don't They?" - February, 1990

"Reborn: Girlfriend As Missing Coat!" - April, 1990

"Redone: Missing Girlfriend As Missing Coat" - April, 1990

"Refocus: Missing Coat, Missing Heart" - April, 1990

"New Evidence" - June, 1990

"Moving On / My Struggle" - September, 1990

"You Keep Pulling Me Back: Now We Are Six" - October, 1990

"Taking No Chances: The New Girl and The Contract Of Understanding" - January, 1991

"Letting Go" - March, 1991

"Burning Brightly" - May, 1991

"Never Gonna Give You Up: The Astley Pledge" - July, 1991

"Letting Go Again" - August, 1991

"Still Letting Go" - January, 2007

"Signing the Last Check to Bananarama, the Worst Group Ever" - December, 2008

"Letting Go Again, Redux" - February, 2009

"The Missing of Things: A Modern Day Verse Saga of Memory and Misplacement, Drugs and Drinks, Libel and Letting Go" - (in progress)