Unfortunate Dicks

1. Swett

2. Shaft

3. King

4. Richards

5. Short

6. Spitz

7. Pease

8. Punch

9. Small

10. Bender

11. Peale

12. Kutz

13. Little

14. Flatten

15. Tripper

16. Ball

17. Lich

18. Head

19. Chubb

20. Messing

21. Vader

22. Cheney

23. Krakken

24. Burns

25. Powers


(My apologies to those Dicks with names such as these. Please go by "Richard".)