1. Delightful
2. Humorous
3. Tumoriffic
4. Distended
5. Tasty
6. Awe-inspiring
7. Tragic
8. Fluffy
9. Do-over
10. Prolapsed
11. Chasm
12. Pan-seared
13. Endless
14. Sinister
15. Camouflaged
16. Minty
17. Nooooooo!!!!
18. Shredded
19. Entertaining
20. Public-access
21. Bleached
22. Infested
23. Hexed
24. Crap
25. Whoopsie
26. Rusty
27. Extreme
28. Say Cheese
12 comments:
21. Bloody
22. Stoolerific
23. Hemorrhoid-tastic
24. Windy
25. Velvety
26. Velveeta-ey
27. Smurfy
28. Fun for the whole family
29. Deal-breaker
30. Culinary
31. My new wallpaper
32. Trendy
33. DEFCON 1
34. Wabi sabi
35. Shaken not stirred
36. Pungent
37. Linty
38. Gerbil-infested
39. Scalloped
Yes, I can't stop!!!
How about...
Legendary?
Hydroelectric?
Perforated?
Misplaced?
Rectangular?
Unproven?
Molestable?
Salvagable?
Cute?
Demilitarized?
50. Make a wish!
51. Nostalgic
52. Mazel Tov
53. Tempting
54. Partially hydrogenated
55. Capital offense
Leech-ridden?
Radioactive?
Striped?
Carnivorous?
Hexadecimal?
Haunted?
Holy?
Holy Fuck?
Short-circuited?
Codependent?
Embroidered?
67. Blast radius
68. Secure the perimeter
69. Send reinforcements
70. Ruffled
71. Inflate to 35 PSI
"Ow!"-- A happy masochist (probably Iggy Pop)
"I'm Too old for this shit" -- an exasperated Danny Glover
"Something Wicked This Way Comes" -- a wary, ominous Ray Bradbury
"Send Lawyers Guns and Money/The shit has hit the fan" -- an excitable Warren Zevon
Ok, here's the real list. I was just thinking of celebrity proctologists. Enuff fuckin' around, kids! Check out my adjective Skeeeeeeelzs!
cavernous
con queso
creamy-nouget center
derivative
Die Hard in a butt crack
dishonest ("That asshole is totally full of shit!" Exactly!)
doomed
dystopian
easy
epic
family-sized
Godless
goody-goody-two-poops
gratuitous
greasy
jaded
jammy
juicy
jejune
julianned
mesmerizing
nihilistic
overrated
pain in the ass
pampered (literally, figuatively?)
petulant
provincial
smug
"Sooooo '97"
spoiled
This year's Little Ms. Sunshine
"Anonymous" is Devil Jackson, by the way.
Devil Jackson,
No idea who you are, but you are very fucking funny. Nice work! Especially liked "con queso" and "soooo '97" and "jejune"
Love the celebrity proctologist gag too.
Sounds like another list to me.
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