July 8, 2007

Horror Movie!? Musical!? You Decide!

Outside of modest claims of entertainment value, all bad horror movies and all bad musicals share something else: the unnecessary exclamation point. Offered here are possible titles of either horror films or musicals, I am leaving it up to the reader to decide which are which. Have fun!


1. Pogo Stick!

2. Melon!

3. Rivet!

4. Shoelaces!

5. Rent!

6. Fucked!

7. Stab Me Harder!

8. Pulsation!

9. Mix!

10. Eyeballin'!

11. Boxed In!

12. Derivative!

13. Shunt!

14. Something!

15. Deathballin'!

16. 16!

17. Rugged Tires!

18. Flanker!

19. Sponge!

20. Crap!

21. The!

22. Creature Time!

23. Thrust!

24. Pickles!

25. Paperwork!

26. Regeneration!

27. Gizmo!

28. O-B-G-Y-N!

29. George Bush!

30. Sambatronica!

31. Death Gerbil!

32. Potash!

33. Tree III!

34. Smokin'!

35. Burning Love!

36. Chubby!

37. Muffler!

38. Pulchritudinous!

39. Vague Resemblance!

40. Very Much So!

41. Slab!

42. Concertina!

43. Drawn And Quartered!

44. Scar Day 7171!

45. Jelly!

46. Eat Me!

47. Hummin'!

48. Photocopy!

49. Parts!

50. High Fiber!

51. Anyone's Nose!

52. Scrappy Time!

53. Suckage!

54. Plinko!

55. December 3, 2081!

56. Chili Days!

57. The Yellow-Breasted Nuthatch!

58. 16 II!

59. Sump Pump Lump Dump!

60. Shout!

61. Shit!

62. French Fried Potatoes!

63. Quick!

64. The Miserables!

65. Ignomy!

66. Frettle!

67. Butter!

68. Very Very Much!

69. So What!

70. Clips!

71. Orifice!

72. Retention!

73. Honestly!

74. Bark!

75. Gee Whiz!

76. Federal!

77. Lip Liner!

78. Done!

79. Attackion!

80. Gum Chewers!

81. Sniff!

82. Blatant!

83. Partial Nudity!

84. Licked Up! Licked Down!

85. Second Chanced!

86. Off'd!

87. You!

88. Suck!

89. On'd!

90. Batch!

91. 16 III: This Time It's 16 III!

92. Ass!

93. And and/or Or!

94. Notchlike!

95. One Dead Day!

96. Great Tits, New Jersey!

97. Vase!

98. Fuzzy!

99. Ill III!

100. Kill-ed!

101. Tip Top Drip Drop!

102. Quadrilateral!

103. Rome Gnome!

104. Gertrude!

105. Til Death!

106. Mole Town!

107. Mitten!

108. Syrup Pants!

109. Masked!

110. Quieter!

111. Olden Years!

112. Bop!

113. Eggy!

114. Ooooh!

115. Erstwhile!

116. Butcherin'!

117. Hard Time Killin' People!

118. Show!

119. Certitude!

120. X-Ray!

121. Mulch!

122. The Living People Not Yet Dead!

123. Horrendous!

124. Bi-Furious!

125. Ouch!

1 comment:

jacob said...

Half of these are probably porn titles. Actually, now that I think about it, Porn Musicals.