July 6, 2007

Words You Hope To Never Hear From Your Proctologist During The Exam

1. Delightful

2. Humorous

3. Tumoriffic

4. Distended

5. Tasty

6. Awe-inspiring

7. Tragic

8. Fluffy

9. Do-over

10. Prolapsed

11. Chasm

12. Pan-seared

13. Endless

14. Sinister

15. Camouflaged

16. Minty

17. Nooooooo!!!!

18. Shredded

19. Entertaining

20. Public-access

21. Bleached

22. Infested

23. Hexed

24. Crap

25. Whoopsie

26. Rusty

27. Extreme

28. Say Cheese

12 comments:

Circe said...

21. Bloody

22. Stoolerific

23. Hemorrhoid-tastic

24. Windy

25. Velvety

26. Velveeta-ey

ShOI said...

27. Smurfy
28. Fun for the whole family
29. Deal-breaker
30. Culinary
31. My new wallpaper
32. Trendy
33. DEFCON 1
34. Wabi sabi

Circe said...

35. Shaken not stirred

36. Pungent

37. Linty

38. Gerbil-infested

39. Scalloped

Yes, I can't stop!!!

Bleeet said...

How about...

Legendary?

Hydroelectric?

Perforated?

Misplaced?

Rectangular?

Unproven?

Molestable?

Salvagable?

Cute?

Demilitarized?

ShOI said...

50. Make a wish!
51. Nostalgic
52. Mazel Tov
53. Tempting
54. Partially hydrogenated
55. Capital offense

Bleeet said...

Leech-ridden?

Radioactive?

Striped?

Carnivorous?

Hexadecimal?

Haunted?

Holy?

Holy Fuck?

Short-circuited?

Codependent?

Embroidered?

ShOI said...

67. Blast radius
68. Secure the perimeter
69. Send reinforcements

Circe said...

70. Ruffled

ShOI said...

71. Inflate to 35 PSI

Anonymous said...

"Ow!"-- A happy masochist (probably Iggy Pop)

"I'm Too old for this shit" -- an exasperated Danny Glover

"Something Wicked This Way Comes" -- a wary, ominous Ray Bradbury

"Send Lawyers Guns and Money/The shit has hit the fan" -- an excitable Warren Zevon

Ok, here's the real list. I was just thinking of celebrity proctologists. Enuff fuckin' around, kids! Check out my adjective Skeeeeeeelzs!

cavernous

con queso

creamy-nouget center

derivative

Die Hard in a butt crack

dishonest ("That asshole is totally full of shit!" Exactly!)

doomed

dystopian

easy

epic

family-sized

Godless

goody-goody-two-poops

gratuitous

greasy

jaded

jammy

juicy

jejune

julianned

mesmerizing

nihilistic

overrated

pain in the ass

pampered (literally, figuatively?)

petulant

provincial

smug

"Sooooo '97"

spoiled

This year's Little Ms. Sunshine

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous" is Devil Jackson, by the way.

Bleeet said...

Devil Jackson,

No idea who you are, but you are very fucking funny. Nice work! Especially liked "con queso" and "soooo '97" and "jejune"

Love the celebrity proctologist gag too.

Sounds like another list to me.