The Bad Name - The Valid Reason I Do Not Use It to Describe You
1. The Pope of Poopy Panties - While you do frequently wear women's underwear, and you do have bowel control issues, you are still only an Archbishop.
2. Arrogant Ass - While it seems high and mighty, I'm not sure that indicates arrogance. I will have to converse with your buttocks more extensively to determine its haughtiness.
3. Stevebot - Android, yes; Steven, no.
4. Yezjangalemener - Not at all sure what this is.
5. Cum Dumpster - You are actually only a cum recycling bin.
6. Dogface - Not a bad name, considering you are a dog who, thankfully, has a face.
7. Bitch-ass Ho - Sure, we've had our differences in the past, but you're 94, in a nursing home, and essentially catatonic. For these reasons and more, I just think this is overkill in describing you as my grandmother.
8. Jailbait - Doesn't apply to you; because I ended up with only three years of probation.
9. Son of a Bitch - Seeing as you are my brother, using this name puts me in a bit of a bind.
10. Cocksucking Whore - The fact that I never paid you means I really can't use this one. In a sense, both you and I get off on a technicality with this epithet.
11. Drug Mule - You are actually a pony.