Brendon Etter Sweeps Local Brendon Etter Awards

It's award season again; because it's always award season.

So, in the spirit of the self-congratulatory, frighteningly narrow and compartmentalized nature of award shows everywhere, the local chapter of ASSBE (Association Supporting the Specialness of Brendon Etter) announces the winners of its first annual local Brendon Etter Awards.

The gala inaugural ASSBE ceremony was held in Brendon Etter Memorial Living Room on July 20, 2007.

Tabulation and verification of votes were done by the accounting firm of Brendon Etter, LLC.

The awards were dominated by Brendon Etter, who, in category after category, showed why he is definitely the local Brendon Etter to contend with for the foreseeable future.

Here are the categories and the winners in each:


Best Brendon Etter
Brendon Etter

Best Supporting Brendon Etter
Brendon Etter

Best Rock / Pop Performance by Brendon Etter
Brendon Etter

Best Writing by or about Brendon Etter
Brendon Etter

Best Brendon Etter-tography
Brendon Etter

Best Looking Brendon Etter
Brendon Etter

Wealthiest Brendon Etter
Brendon Etter

Smartest Brendon Etter
Brendon Etter

People's Choice
Brendon Etter

Best Direction of Brendon Etter
Ann Etter*

Life-Time Achievement Brendon Etter
Brendon Etter


(* - currently in dispute, allegations of vote tampering)


Brendon Etter will now move on to next month's national ASSBE awards in Tempe, Arizona, where competition is predicted to be considerably fiercer.