July 1, 2007

Awards Given Out To Some Of The 49 Losers In The Miss America Pageant

1. Miss Congenitality
2. Miss Taken For A Horse

3. Miss Mister

4. Miss Impressive Rack

5. Miss Shapened Horse-Like Face

6. Miss Congealality

7. Miss Frat House Fun Toy

8. Miss Phony

9. Miss Placed Horsed-Sized Eyeballs

10. Miss Smiling Automaton

11. Miss Directed Anger

12. Miss Wets Herself

13. Miss Gigantic Horse Teeth

14. Miss Fucked Up

15. Miss Exercise Bulimia

16. Miss Fucked Over

17. Miss Aligned Priorities

18. Miss Vague Meaningless Humanitarian Convictions

19. Miss Fucked Again



1 comment:

ShOI said...

20. Miss Underestimated (W's favorite)