1. You can't spell U.S. without us.
2. Because God said so; that's why!
3. Nice Constitution you got there; shame if something happened to it.
4. I is America!
5. You're under arrest.
7. Holy. Crap.
8. All that stands between you and Darth Cheney.
9. No questions, please.
10. It's Democracy-Lite!
11. War is peace.
12. Don't make us shock your genitals.
13. Fuck you, America!
14. Hey! Everything's great! Seriously.
15. Oops. Sorry.