August 22, 2007

New Slogans for the Bush Administration

1. You can't spell U.S. without us.

2. Because God said so; that's why!

3. Nice Constitution you got there; shame if something happened to it.

4. I is America!

5. You're under arrest.

6. Boo!

7. Holy. Crap.

8. All that stands between you and Darth Cheney.

9. No questions, please.

10. It's Democracy-Lite!

11. War is peace.

12. Don't make us shock your genitals.

13. Fuck you, America!

14. Hey! Everything's great! Seriously.

15. Oops. Sorry.

2 comments:

Henry said...

16. Responsibility free, so you have to be!

ShOI said...

I can believe all of these except #15.